Friday, September 11, 2009

If I were stuck on an island . . .

If for some random reason I was stuck on an exotic dessert island with little hope of returning home, I would require a few essential items. It’s hard to think about what’s important and what is not, so I guess I’ll include a propane stove, what I’ll do when it run out of gas is a mystery (only somebody as smart as Max Haggard who know how to refuel it.) The use is to cook stuff. Next I’ll bring a pocketknife to hunt animals and it just might be useful. Finally I’ll bring a bucket to store water (To purify water you have to use a propane stove to heat the water and make it drinkable). At least I think I’m about five percent sure. Now for people to bring its a little obvious, any sane person would bring Kenyon Deed Reeds! In addition to being a wildlife expert, Kenyon’s large size, and incredible strength is the very key to survival. His huge bulk may scare the most hardened predator. (No offense Kenyon). Kenyon would be the best choice. Now the next person I would bring is Kotte Huffer, he knows how to make sushi and can make a spaceship to escape. Finally I would bring my dad, so I wouldn’t get beat up by Kenyon. I win, nothing could go wrong!

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